Wake up wondering who is knocking at your door. Did someone knock on your door? Did you just wake up? You decide you must still be dreaming and leave them knocking while you snore. Say yes to lunch and then try to see how many people you can get to start a food fight with you. Graciously accept lunch, eat with a group while you all talk about the night before, and then offer to wash dishes afterward.
Stand up and demand someone tell you what you are doing there, decline lunch because you're sure it is spiked with something, and then leave.
You don't ask for anything, but accept lunch if someone happens to hand it to you, watch everyone eat from a distance and then slip out of the house undetected. You never know where you are, so it's not that strange. You eat the nice people's food and then wonder what you were supposed to do next.
Offer to watch the Plants as long as your buddy needs you to and hook them up with a little Miracle Grow. Take the Plants and put them in their own little personalized grow room that you made just for them. Tell your friend you'll take the Plants, and that they can come take care of them any time.
You don't mind being there for your friends, but you couldn't take the responsiblity. Tell your friend you're sorry, but you can't do it because you know the Cops are already watching your place. You take it, put it out, unwrap it, dump the Green into your favorite pipe or bong, hit that and pass it on while folding the paper into an oragami swan.
Take the joint, slowly of course so as not to startle anyone, hit it and watch the person that passed it to you for any signs of a potential practical joke Take the joint, hit it, pass it and then wonder how come you just got skipped while looking for your lighter because you just lost it in your pocket. Stop, stare at it for a long time while wondering how it got there and who it belongs to, checking your own pockets for that stash you think you might have dropped in that area the other day.
Pick it up, put it in your pocket and walk to the Homie's pad where you make sure everyone is having a great day by smoking them all out.
Look around to make sure no one is watching you, bend down like you are going to tie your shoes and quickly pick up the bag, stuffing it quickly into your sock. Pick up the bag, put it in your pocket and use it later as a marker in your next game of Stoner Hop Scotch. Pick it up and take it home so you can smoke it while enjoying your favorite music, movies and TV shows without having to discuss any of it with anyone.
To have a private studio where you can make Hash Sculptures and Bongwatercolor Paintings all day long. To score that sweet new home surveliance system you've had your eye on so you can enjoy your weed without worrying about whether someone is going to try to break in and steal it.
To smoke with some really awesome people while doing something fun like watching TV and eating popcorn. You don't know, but they were fun questions and you had a good time! Kinda makes you wanna smoke some weed Because not only is seven an odd number, but it is a prime number as well.
They can be characterized by some or all of the following traits:. They are likely vegetarian and live a natural, lifestyle. They only smoke organic, pesticide-free weed, buy organic rolling paper, and believe in the power of hemp. They are the first-adaptors when it comes to smoking gear.
They have it all figured out, through tech, on the best way to get high. Dabbing, Vaporizers, etc. They are all for performance and have figured out how to choose the right tools for the right job. They are willing to learn, purchase, and do whatever is necessary for achieving the ultimate high. They prefer, old-school strains like Alcupolco Gold , they usually never dab, or vape and they can roll a joint with their eyes closed. The vast majority of pot users are able to keep a job and are productive members of society.
Some though let weed control their every waking moment. For example, in college, a few friends of mine smoked their way into failing their classes. Burnout is an example of a stereotypical pothead whose main accomplishment is getting up to play video games, and watching TV. A bong. A vaporizer.
Just rolling papers. Raw Unrefined Classic. Shine 24K Gold Rolling Papers. Trip Clear Rolling Papers. We all bring our share. My friends do. I don't usually smoke with friends. I don't mind sharing, but I prefer to have my own. It doesn't matter to me. Sharing is caring. I like to have my own. Gummy bears. Potato chips. I'd eat anything. Go out and buy some. Die a little inside.
I'm never out. Find something else to do. Out of rolling paper, are you crazy? Find something else to use. Use my bong. Buy some when I have time. My parents. My partner. No one. Some of my friends. I have no idea. A snack. A strain of weed.
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