Forgot your password? Retrieve it. TV Shows. The Office is an American NBC situation comedy and mockumentary, based on the British show of the same name, set in a paper-products office in Scranton, Pennsylvania where Andrew Bernard, the position formerly held by Michael Scott, mana… more ».
Jim: Question, what kind of bear is best? Dwight: That's a ridiculous question. Jim: False. Black bear. Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Battlestar Galactica. Rate it: 4. Select another language:. Share your thoughts on The Office , Season 3's quote with the community: 0 Comments. Four dollars. Dwight Schrute : [Back at their desks] You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you.
Dwight Schrute : Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year! Jim Halpert : [imitating Dwight] Michael! Dwight Schrute : Oh, that's funny. Dwight Schrute : Pam. Pam Beesly : [amused] Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.
Dwight Schrute : [scoffs] I look like an idiot! Dwight Schrute : He, Karen. Karen Filippelli : Hey, Dwight. Looking sharp. Dwight Schrute : Hey, Karen. Wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse 'cause you're my girlfriend? Jim Halpert : [looks at Karen] Do you? Karen Filippelli : No. I'm good. Jim Halpert : Okay. Jim Halpert : Look at that.
Dwight Schrute : I'm Jim Halpert. Jim Halpert : Spot on. Dwight Schrute : [makes some more faces and mumbles] A little comment. Dwight Schrute : I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching.
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